Because I love it.

I have no idea wha'ts goin' on...

It's lovey dovey
Lets get touchy, take my hand
And lets go fucky
Show you want to, say you don't
You'll use others, I'll use dope

Lame Duck

Can somebody please get this asshole to leave office early? Sure...we don't really hear about him that much anymore since we're too busy electing the next president and all, but that doesn't mean he's been a good boy! He's still set on destroying the environment and treating minorities like...well...THE ENVIRONMENT!

Speaking of minorities, one presidential "hopeful" thinks gay people are a public health risk to America! He's also said that anyone with AIDS should be quarantined. Thanks Mike Huckabee! You've just cemented your place in history as a grade A ASSHOLE! Sorry if his beliefs have offended you. How can they not? Don't cry though. He also doesn't believe in evolution. If that doesn't give you a chuckle, then I don't know what will.

I'm begging you America (or the 2 people who may or may not read this blog), please don't support this guy when you walk into that voting booth in November. I know it'll be hard with such supporters like Chuck Norris and all backing him, but I'll have to consider you mentally retard (sorry if I'm the one being offensive now) or brain dead if I find out he got your vote. I'd allow for it if we were still living in the the time of Jesus, but hey...were not. It's 2008. Please don't support a douchebag with such out dated beliefs.

Oh John, you're getting way ahead of yourself. He doesn't even have the official Republican nomination yet. That's one thing to be thankful for!